$789,000
Calder, ID 83808
MLS# 25-6248
3 beds | 2 baths | 2043 sqft
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Property Description
Don't be worried about the Zombie Apocalypse, Polar Shift, or the coming of Gozer! The CIA Chemtrail pilots don't even know where this place is! Beautiful 3+2 solar powered home on 30 completely usable acres will be the place to wait out Armageddon! Surrounded by 1000s of acres of timber land and all the game you can shoot. No CCRs. No HOAs, No Karens! Join Mr. And Mrs. Bigfoot in this game-rich wilderness and enjoy all the comforts of civilization, without the civilization. Adjacent to timber company land on two sides. Deer, elk and moose for neighbors. Go off-grid in style - solar powered with generator backup. New battery bank. Additional solar panels. Two shipping container storage units. Starlink satellite - use your cell phone just like in town. Southern exposure. Completely surveyed - buy with confidence! Don't wait until the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man destroys NYC - this place has everything you have been looking for.
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Contract Information
Status: Active
Listing Type: Site Built > 2 Acres
Income Producing: No
Area: 14 - Benewah
Neighborhood Grid #: 600
Begin Date: 2025-06-17
List Price: $789,000
Short Sale: No
REO: No
General Property Description
Realtor.COM Type: Residential - Single Family
Building Style: Single Level
Basement: Yes
Garage Type: None
Garage Stall: 2 Car
Total Bedrooms: 3
Total Bathrooms: 2
Total SqFt.: 2043
SqFt Source: Assessor
Lot Acres: 29.96
Year Built: 1985
New Construction: No
Lot Type 1: Residential
Add'l Living Quarters: No
Legal and Taxes
Legal: See Attached Exhibit A
AIN/Tax Bill: 11476
Parcel Number: RP45N01E110100
School District: Avery - 394
Zoning: Rural Res
Taxes: 2492.02
Tax Year: 2024
Taxes Reflect 1: No Exemptions
Subdivision: N/A
Directions: No directions per seller.
Remarks
Public Remarks: Don't be worried about the Zombie Apocalypse, Polar Shift, or the coming of Gozer! The CIA Chemtrail pilots don't even know where this place is! Beautiful 3+2 solar powered home on 30 completely usable acres will be the place to wait out Armageddon! Surrounded by 1000s of acres of timber land and all the game you can shoot. No CCRs. No HOAs, No Karens! Join Mr. And Mrs. Bigfoot in this game-rich wilderness and enjoy all the comforts of civilization, without the civilization. Adjacent to timber company land on two sides. Deer, elk and moose for neighbors. Go off-grid in style - solar powered with generator backup. New battery bank. Additional solar panels. Two shipping container storage units. Starlink satellite - use your cell phone just like in town. Southern exposure. Completely surveyed - buy with confidence! Don't wait until the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man destroys NYC - this place has everything you have been looking for.
Address Information
Street Number: TBD
Street Name: No Address Per Seller
State/Province: ID
Postal Code: 83808
County: Shoshone
Property Subject to
CC&Rs: No
Homeowners Assoc: None
LID: No
Non-Mtg Lien: None
Flood Zone: No
Aircraft Flight Zone: Unknown
Fire Protection Dist: No
Miscellaneous
Sec: 11
Twn: 45N
Rng: 1
Rng Dir: EBM
Rooms per Level
1st Fl Living Rm: 1
1st Fl Dining Room: 1
1st Fl Fam/Gr Rm: 1
1st Fl Mst Bdrm Suite: 1
1st Fl Bdrm(s): 2
1st Fl Bath: 1
Lot Features
Special Land Description: Timber Co.
Property Features
View: Mountain(s); Territorial
Lot Features: Borders Special Land
Interior Features: High Speed Internet; Satellite
Exterior Features: Open Deck
Common Walls: No Common Walls
Appliances: Cooktop; Dishwasher; Dryer, Electric; Range/Oven - Gas; Refrigerator; Washer; Gas Water Heater
Fuel: Electric; Propane; Wood
Heating: Stove - Wood
Basement: Unfinished
Foundation: Concrete; Slab
Construction: Frame
Exterior: Hardboard
Flooring: Carpet; Tile
Roof: Metal
Road: Dirt; Gravel; Private Maintained Road
Water: Private Well
Sewer: Septic System
Terms Considered: Cash; Conventional
Showing Instructions: ShowingTime Online
Listing Office: St Maries Realty
Last Updated: June - 19 - 2025
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