$789,000
Calder, ID 83808
MLS# 25-6248
3 beds | 2 baths | 2043 sqft
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Property Description
Don't be worried about the Zombie Apocalypse, Polar Shift, or the coming of Gozer! The CIA Chemtrail pilots don't even know where this place is! Beautiful 3+2 solar powered home on 30 completely usable acres will be the place to wait out Armageddon! Surrounded by 1000s of acres of timber land and all the game you can shoot. No CCRs. No HOAs, No Karens! Join Mr. And Mrs. Bigfoot in this game-rich wilderness and enjoy all the comforts of civilization, without the civilization. Adjacent to timber company land on two sides. Deer, elk and moose for neighbors. Go off-grid in style - solar powered with generator backup. New battery bank. Additional solar panels. Two shipping container storage units. Starlink satellite - use your cell phone just like in town. Southern exposure. Completely surveyed - buy with confidence! Don't wait until the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man destroys NYC - this place has everything you have been looking for.
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Contract Information
Neighborhood Grid #: 600
Short Sale: No
REO: No
Income Producing: No
Status: Active
Listing Type: Site Built > 2 Acres
Area: 14 - Benewah
Begin Date: 2025-06-17
List Price: $789,000
General Property Description
Building Style: Single Level
Realtor.COM Type: Residential - Single Family
Lot Acres: 29.96
Basement: Yes
Lot Type 1: Residential
Total SqFt.: 2043
SqFt Source: Assessor
Add'l Living Quarters: No
New Construction: No
Garage Type: None
Garage Stall: 2 Car
Total Bedrooms: 3
Total Bathrooms: 2
Year Built: 1985
Legal and Taxes
AIN/Tax Bill: 11476
Taxes: 2492.02
Zoning: Rural Res
Tax Year: 2024
Taxes Reflect 1: No Exemptions
Legal: See Attached Exhibit A
Parcel Number: RP45N01E110100
School District: Avery - 394
Subdivision: N/A
Directions: No directions per seller.
Remarks
Public Remarks: Don't be worried about the Zombie Apocalypse, Polar Shift, or the coming of Gozer! The CIA Chemtrail pilots don't even know where this place is! Beautiful 3+2 solar powered home on 30 completely usable acres will be the place to wait out Armageddon! Surrounded by 1000s of acres of timber land and all the game you can shoot. No CCRs. No HOAs, No Karens! Join Mr. And Mrs. Bigfoot in this game-rich wilderness and enjoy all the comforts of civilization, without the civilization. Adjacent to timber company land on two sides. Deer, elk and moose for neighbors. Go off-grid in style - solar powered with generator backup. New battery bank. Additional solar panels. Two shipping container storage units. Starlink satellite - use your cell phone just like in town. Southern exposure. Completely surveyed - buy with confidence! Don't wait until the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man destroys NYC - this place has everything you have been looking for.
Property Subject to
CC&Rs: No
Homeowners Assoc: None
LID: No
Non-Mtg Lien: None
Flood Zone: No
Aircraft Flight Zone: Unknown
Fire Protection Dist: No
View
Mountain(s): 1
Territorial: 1
Rooms per Level
1st Fl Living Rm: 1
1st Fl Dining Room: 1
1st Fl Fam/Gr Rm: 1
1st Fl Mst Bdrm Suite: 1
1st Fl Bdrm(s): 2
Main Level Bedrooms: 3
1st Fl Bath: 1
Main Level Bathrooms: 2
Lot Features
Borders Special Land: 1
Special Land Description: Timber Co.
Interior Features
High Speed Internet: 1
Satellite: 1
Exterior Features
Open Deck: 1
Terms Considered
Cash: 1
Conventional: 1
Road
Dirt: 1
Gravel: 1
Private Maintained Road: 1
Showing Instructions
ShowingTime Online: 1
Water
Private Well: 1
Common Walls
No Common Walls: 1
Sewer
Septic Tank: 1
Fuel
Electric: 1
Propane: 1
Wood: 1
Heating
Stove - Wood: 1
Appliances
Cooktop: 1
Dishwasher: 1
Electric Dryer: 1
Gas Range: 1
Refrigerator: 1
Washer: 1
Gas Water Heater: 1
Basement
Unfinished: 1
Foundation
Concrete: 1
Slab: 1
Construction
Frame: 1
Exterior
Hardboard: 1
Roof
Metal: 1
Flooring
Carpet: 1
Tile: 1
Address Information
Street Number: TBD
Street Name: No Address Per Seller
State/Province: ID
Postal Code: 83808
County: Shoshone
Property Features
View: Mountain(s); Territorial
Lot Features: Borders Special Land
Interior Features: High Speed Internet; Satellite
Exterior Features: Open Deck
Common Walls: No Common Walls
Appliances: Cooktop; Dishwasher; Electric Dryer; Gas Range; Refrigerator; Washer; Gas Water Heater
Fuel: Electric; Propane; Wood
Heating: Stove - Wood
Basement: Unfinished
Foundation: Concrete; Slab
Construction: Frame
Exterior: Hardboard
Flooring: Carpet; Tile
Roof: Metal
Road: Dirt; Gravel; Private Maintained Road
Water: Private Well
Sewer: Septic Tank
Terms Considered: Cash; Conventional
Showing Instructions: ShowingTime Online
Listing Office: St Maries Realty
Last Updated: May - 07 - 2026
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